It’s 4 AM and — no joke — I literally got out of bed to write this post because I just woke up with the greatest idea in the history of video gaming. Ready?
- Start with “Left 4 Dead”
- Replace all weapons with slapping attacks
- Replace all zombie models with half naked women, nuns, and policemen
- Replace writing-on-wall textures with terrible puns and one-liners
- Replace music with “Yakety Sax”
Result: Benny Hill, The Video Game
I think there’s even enough characters to replace all four of the L4D survivors. There’s Benny himself, the little old man, the other guy, umm… and one more.
Multiplayer online Benny Hill. Please, game modding community, hear my cry.
OK, back to bed.
